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The Coin and the Question

Part one:

Saul was dressed in an expensive, imported robe. He was obviously a wealthy man. His hair gleamed and was heavy with Persian oil. His beard was trimmed short in a manner that was trendy among local Romans. He wore expensive jewelry, including a number of rings. One of them bore the mark of King Herod Antipas, for Saul was an official in his court. He stood with several other Herodians outside of Antipas’ palace in Jerusalem.

A group of Pharisees wearing simply adorned but elegant robes came down the street. They were huddled closely together and avoided contact with anyone walking near them. Their heads were wrapped with leather bands holding phylactery boxes on their foreheads. Their beards were long and flowing, as were the tassels dangling from the corners of their robes. They slowed as they approached Saul and the men with him. The two groups looked at each other warily.

Saul stepped forward and held out his forearm to one of the Pharisees, inviting a Roman handshake. He was refused, as expected. He winked at his friends.

“Hello Mathias.”

One of the Pharisees, apparently the leader, nodded.

Saul continued. “We don’t see you in this part of town often. I hope you didn’t brush against any loose women on your way here or dirty your clean robes on our common streets.”

The men behind him laughed, and the faces of the Pharisees tightened. Mathias spoke sharply in response.

“Always making jokes, Saul. Just like when we were boys, and you laughed after being thrown out of the synagogue for acts of wanton profanity. Still whoring for the Romans, are you? Still have your nose up the ass of that jackal Herod, may God smite him and all such lawbreakers and traitors.”

Several of the Herodians put their hands on their swords and stepped forward. The Pharisees neither laughed nor made any defensive move. They stood motionless. Saul held up his hand. He spoke a few sentences in Latin to the men behind him, and they relaxed. He turned back to Mathias with a smile on his face.

“Let us put this aside for now and deal with the problem at hand. We have considered the matter, and I think we have the perfect solution.”

He reached into a belt and pulled out a coin. He flipped it toward Mathias, who caught it, looked at it in his palm, and then dropped it as if it had burned him. The Pharisees looked at the silver denarius laying in the dust and took a step away from it. Mathias looked enraged, but he swallowed hard and forced a calm expression on his face.

“I’ll have to go home and wash now before I enter the Temple. Thank you so much, Saul. Is it not enough that you abandon the faith of our fathers? Do you also have to ridicule and pollute those of us who remain true to God?”

Saul stepped forward and retrieved the coin. He tossed it in the air and caught it again.

“All that fuss over a coin with the head of Caesar on it. It is not an idol. It is legal tender. Your religious ways are hopelessly outdated and irrelevant in the modern world. Still, it is precisely this reaction that will allow us to trap him. We’ll all go together to the temple tomorrow. Jesus will undoubtedly be speaking to his rabble near there. You can simply ask him if it is permissible under the law of Moses to pay taxes to Caesar or not. If he says yes, you can blather on about how he’s gone soft on the Roman question, or how he breaks the commandments without a second thought. Whatever you want to say. You can spin it however you like.”

“And if he says that it is not lawful to handle this money at all, much less pay taxes with it?”

Saul grinned. Malice glittered in his eyes.

“Then I will have him scourged and in the court before Herod within the hour. And that will be the last that anyone will hear from Jesus of Nazareth.”

rlp

No idea what this is


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Here's where I have no idea what the scriptural source of this story is. This will make it an interesting read for me, because while I may clue in after the next chapter, it'll still retain the sense of newness that I've started with here.

Love these rlpdv stories, RLP.

I'll include the links to


I'll include the links to the source stories at the end of part two. The story occurs in more than one gospel.

I like the more human


I like the more human picture of the pharisees that we get here. They may be proud and nasty, but they take their tradition seriously.

Yeah, I have a personal


Yeah, I have a personal peeve about that. The gospels present a rather flat view of the Pharisees. CERTAINLY John does. In fact, these were very well respected people who took their faith seriously. We would probably have liked them. The gospels uses them as a foil to examine the idea of letting the rules of religion receive more emphasis than the spirit of the religion.

So I try not to "pile on" the pharisees. That's a common problem with New Testament scholars and teachers. But this is the story, so I have to present it accurately.

I agree, though I would add


I agree,
though I would add that John does give us Nicodemus, probably the most human picture of the Pharisees in any of the gospels.

I love that passage in John that says that Joseph of Aramathia and Nicodemus where the ones who dressed Jesus' body after his death. I wonder what they talked about. The Bible doesnt say, but I bet it was a hell of a conversation.

You wouldn't believe how


You wouldn't believe how excited I get whenever you post a new rlpdv of a Bible story. Although I'm sure it's been suggested before, I'd love to read your dramatization of the entire Jesus story from beginning to end. A "Gospel According to RLP" kind of thing. And I'd definitely pay some Caesars to own a hard copy if one were produced because I'm old-fashioned like that.

my thoughts exactly...i love


my thoughts exactly...i love the rlpdv's, i was wondering when the next one was gonna come around :)

thank you for taking the time to share all of this (pretty much the entire blog) with us, i think i can safely speak for pretty much everyone who reads this blog in saying that your time and effort and honesty is greatly appreciated...

peace
(ssi.)

Speculative, but entertaining....


Nice twist making Paul the originator of the "great question" regarding the trap the Pharisees set for Jesus about taxes. And as usual, you draw out some vivid imagery here. It's all fiction from a strict biblical point of view, but true enough to land some good points.

Brad

this is where your writing


this is where your writing really shines.
Love it!

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