Submitted by rlp on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 14:51.
On Saturday Jeanene and I took the three sisters to the Corn Maze in Hondo, Texas. It is just one example of the apparently burgeoning corn maze industry. These mazes are generally located in out-of-the way rural places like Lingle Wyoming, Chickasha Oklahoma, and Hondo.
I like small-town events like corn mazes and such things. I'm amazed at what we humans will do if we become bored. I'll admit that when I was younger I might have made fun of a corn maze. But now I've entered a season of life where I enjoy simple things. These mazes are wonderful examples of rural life. And now that Reiley is almost 20, if I can get away with all three girls and Jeanene, I'll go to a corn maze or a possum festival or even a moonshine shindig. I'm not particular.
Hondo is about an hour west of San Antonio. It's an interesting town if only for the sign that warns out-of-town motorists to respect the speed limit.

Located at the Graff family farm, the Hondo corn maze has developed into quite a little enterprise. There are games and activities for everyone. Most of the activities are rather simple and precious in their own way. It's amazing how much fun people have jumping, sliding, or just rolling around in hay.
Buying tickets

Rubber duck races with a cow trough, old pumps, and rain gutters
Jumping on hay: fun for all ages
A slide made out of what looks like culvert pipe

And of course, the classic propane-powered corn cannon
But the highlight of the afternoon was the corn maze itself. It's surprisingly complex. During the day you can kind of see over the corn and keep your bearings, but at night, well, that's another matter. They say there's a one-eyed crazy man who's been wandering the Hondo maze since aught 2.

This sign made me so happy. I'm still smiling about it
Lillian in the maze

We all ran into the maze and wandered around looking for each other. After dark we had flashlights and popped out from behind cornstalks trying to scare each other. I always seemed to know where I was, which was highly suspicious considering I have a terrible sense of direction. I got lost the other day driving to our local grocery store. (Absolutely a true story). My secret? Before we went into the maze I snapped a picture of the Hondo maze postcard and carried it around in my digital camera. Heh.

So that's what we did on Saturday. Drove to Hondo. Laughed at the goofy corn stuff. Ate some of the goofy corn stuff. Ran around in the maze. Drove home. And all three sisters were with us, which makes me very happy.
I am aware of time these days. Most notably, it's quick passing. Time with the three sisters is growing short. Reiley is still at home only because she is going to a local college. She could fly the coop at any time. And on that day, the season with the three sisters will be over. Oh, we'll get together all of our lives, I'm sure. But it won't be the same after they leave.
So I'm incredibly thankful for the Hondo corn maze. Anything that gets me together with my girls is very a good thing.
rlp
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Gordon,
Who would have thunk that you could a deeply spiritual experience (I know you didnt use the word but I think it fits) in a corn maze in the middle of Texas.
My daughter is only two so I do not know how your feeling but I am blessed for reading your story.
One question: Did you follow all the rules? I think I would have broken the cussin and kissin rules.
Blessing,
Bill
bill.finley@gmail.com
Yeah, well I was most of the
Yeah, well I was most of the time with Lillian, so I had to mind my manners.
I'd understand carrying
I'd understand carrying around a digital picture of the postcard if you snapped it, say, in March.
I'm not quite catching the advantage of taking its picture just before entering the maze.
I looked at the map on the
I looked at the map on the viewscreen of my camera while in the maze. I could keep track of where I was and know where I should go.
And this is better than the
And this is better than the actual postcard because...
I know there's a reason. I'm just not quite up to divining it.
Because they were charging
Because they were charging $2 for the postcard. Jeanene had the money and was already in the maze. So I just took a picture.
Awww - no kissin' that is
Awww - no kissin' that is just not fair. How much fun is it getting lost in a corn maze, and not being able to make out in a little cul de sac...
Those things are fun!
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We have a very similar corn maze up our way (one of several in the area), and I've taken my two boys there twice this year. I'm surprised at the overall similarity. At this one too there's a rubber duck race made from rain gutters, water pumps and horse troughs.
My favourite part was walking through the maze with the boys, getting lost, and hearing them say they were hungry. I just pulled and shucked a couple ears of corn and that kept 'em happy all the way through. Those simple times are some of the best. Probably THE best.
How fun! I'd love to try
How fun! I'd love to try one. Great fodder for writing, I'm sure. Ghosts. Secret rendezvous (spy? romance?). Imagine the things that could happen...
man, i love me a good
corn maze. and, i need to get one of those signs for my youth group...
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