I am a pastor, I pee sitting down and damn it I like sitting down when I pee. And I ain't lett'n no legalist tell me that I have to pee standing up. If God meant for me to stand up when I pee he would have given me better aim and He didn't - just ask my wife.

That's... astounding. There are so many things wrong with that I don't even know where to start...

me oh my oh. I am --almost-- speechless.

I kept thinking two things:

1) This could easily be diagnosed as mental illness.
2) And they wouldn't call/keep a minister whose wife left him?

Wow. Sometimes the reputation of these "pastors" is duly earned.

Are you kidding? This is the BEST sermon!! E-V-E-R!!!! Freaking brilliant stuff...

I couldn't stop laughing. I wonder if anyone ever told him that God didn't actually write the Bible...

This is hysterical. I lived in Germany for a year in a residence across the street from a French army base and I can assure you that many French soldiers have peed against a wall in Germany whatever the signs may say.

Wow. How is it that the congregation isn't peeing themselves with laughter?

Haha thanks for a good laugh, rlp.
I too am at a loss where to start, but I thought the part when he's yelling about being a man was pretty funny. (because he links it to how to urinate)

Oh man I couldn't stop laughing. then went to you tube and found his sermon on Super Tuesday. He actually kicks the pulpit! The scary thing he sounds just like my anarchist daughter.

Well, as a female pastor, I can tell you that I have often joked about the culture and the church's high value on the ability to stand up to pee; the stained glass ceiling is real.
But I never expected to hear a sermon about it.
A piss-poor sermon, but a hoot and a half.

I was disappointed that my pastor yesterday preached a not very good sermon on Evolution Sunday on the first Sunday in Lent. I'm not so disappointed any more. At least he made sense.

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This pastor really was really pissing up the wrong tree with this piss poor preaching! I laughed so hard I peed my pants (while sitting down!) If this preacher keeps pissing in the wind this way he'll be thrown out on his ear and won't have a pot to piss in.

haHAAAAAAAAH!
What in the WORLD?!?

I especially love the First thing that comes out of his mouth:

"I was reading the Bible this week..."
O RLY?

You know, some people complain about many churches' requirements to go through seminary, psychological evaluations, etc. This is a freaking PSA for that stuff.

Suddenly I have the very strong belief that God loves most of all those of us who have testicles on the outside of our bodies. I hereby tender my resignation from the ministry that I left completely eight years ago. Can you imagine the Sunday afternoon conversation?
Wallpisser: Honey, how'd you like my sermon today?
Slave/Wife: Good aim, Darling. Almost no dribble at all!

You know as soon as he took his Sunday nap she was furiously searching Match.com for a replacement. Who knew a weak stream and weak faith were connected?

O my God

LOL

One interesting thought, it never showed anyone in the congregation.

Who would go to that church?

That is sad and funny at the same time.

Anyway, he probably pisses sitting down.

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I found myself laughing, and simultaneously feeling sorry for the guy. What in the world can be going on with him? "Raging closet case" comes to mind as a possibility - but of course there's no way to know that based on these few minutes of video.

Definitely have to agree with the assessment of "brilliant" exegetical work. Sad.

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Women can pee standing up, too.

"what being a man is all about"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

If I hadn't heard one guy who mumbled "Amen" there close to the end, I would have thought it was a joke. I was hoping, actually, that this guy set up a camera and the rest of the room was empty and he was just goofing around.

Somebody please tell me he was just goofing around ... :(

Now I have to change my thinking about my Lenten luncheon sermon for Wednesday - I have just never thought about this particular perspective on the scriptures, whatever translation you use. But, then again, I don't often utilize "the original bible or the actual words of God", the KJV - my fault, I suppose.

Seriously; I'm a licensed pastor - not ordained, never been to seminary, but my four year study in the Education for Ministry program (University of the South - Sewanee)and The Oxford Summer School of Religious Study taught me enough to know this is an example of less than rigorous examination of the text and the context in which it was written and which it is to be applied. Put more directly; you don't have to be ordained to figure out this isn't the way to go.

Thanks RLP for a reminder.

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That was so funny. I imagine him being unemployed soon. Or, maybe he already is and he is a evangelist wandering church to church. That way he can piss off people (or on the wall) and leave without people yelling at him.

That was ridiculous.

Oh...my...God. Not too much more to say than that.

Not to put too fine a point on this, but wouldn't someone who is pissing against a wall be standing? Or are they leaning against the wall in a sitting position?

It appears that Pastor Anderson posts these videos to Youtube himself! (I thought perhaps someone had taped this secretly to embarrass the speaker...but apparently not.)

By following the links on Youtube, you can, in fact, see some of the pastor's other messages, including 'Why Billy Graham is Going to Hell!' 'Joel Osteen Exposed!' and "Baptist Pastor Speaks Out Against Judaism!'

Coming soon:
"Baptist Pastor Undertakes Ill-Advised Self Promotion!"

Besides the fact that this is obviously hilarious...

I don't understand what his beef is with the word "male". Maybe he doesn't understand what it means?

I heard a sermon on 'All fat belongs to the Lord' once (it's in the Pentateuch somewhere, I think Leviticus, one of the passages about butchering the sacrificed animals). I think the main thrust of the was that weight-loss is stealing from God and we should all just stay (or become!) round and flabby. It was a great sermon - for a humour night at a theological college, which is where it was preached.

Could that possibly (please God!) be something like what is going on here!?!

This is unreal.

He actually uploads these himself from his Church plant. They have a picture of the congregation on their website (which you can eventually get to via YouTube), and there are only about 20 folks. I guess that's the good news.

Just in case this comment is read... the Bible, to include Genesis and Acts was not written with chapters and verses, right - or were they inspired too? How can this guy make the comment he did about Genesis 5:5 and Acts 5:5? As if somehow it was predestined for the words of those two verses to one day be the fifth verse of a fifth chapter. OOOOOOh Spooooooky!

...um, I wouldn't be too excited about pissing against the wall if I were him...remember?

"God's gonna destroy you!"

(as soon as God stops laughing his head off, that is)

poor crazy man...poor crazy people that say "amen" to man...

Oh sweet Moses. That is a riot. And the best part is that I'm sure he believes every word of it.

Because God wrote the Bible, ladies and gentlemen, amen.

I think that may be Matthew Fox (Jack) from Lost and this is all a flashback.

If this dude was a REAL man, he'd poop standing up.

"But isnât the purpose of business to make a profit?" Just yes.

This reminds me of something I saw a few years back, when I was working at a Boy Scout summer camp.

We had there three separate religious meeting places. A Catholic Chapel, a Jewish Synagogue, and an open air Protestant... area (I don't remember the exact name for it. It was pretty much an altar, and a bunch of benches kind of on a hill. But it was really nice. It... probably inspired me more spiritually while I was there than the other two).

In any case, I found myself walking with a co-worker, a man a fair bit ahead of me in years, though one I could talk to equally and evenly. He was a man I admired then (and still do), though he did not seem to me to be strongly religious. I may be mistaken, but I do believe he fell under the banner of "Christian", though I cannot specify more than that.

It came to be one day, however, that we were walking together past the Synagogue when my friend spotted a young camper engaging in a rather disgraceful activity.

He was reliving himself on the side of the synagogue, in broad daylight and almost clear view of a busy road.

(He was, in short, "him that pisseth against the wall".)

My friend moved toward the young man with an intent, strong stride and look in his eyes that can only be described as "Righteous Fury", a look I've seldom seen (before or since). He spoke quietly but firmly to the young man, and insured that the young man's leaders would be informed. He also made sure the young man personally apologized to the rabbi.

I'll never forgot the focus and purity in this man's voice and eyes as long as I live. He was so intent was he on doing what he felt to be the right thing that I don't think he would've rested until it was so.

It was frightening, a bit, but also inspiring.

I like to think, having seen this, that the Lord came upon my friend that day to demonstrate this phrase in action.

I kept wondering why anyone would sit there and listen. There had to be a better way to make whatever point he was trying to make. I don't want to be judgmental either, but I started feeling bad for the people that were there. At the same time I wanted to turn off the video, I just couldn't tear myself away somehow thinking it had to be going somewhere. I am left with nothing but WOW!

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My friend moved toward the young man with an intent, strong stride and look in his eyes that can only be described as "Righteous Fury", a look I've seldom seen (before or since). He spoke quietly but firmly to the young man, and insured that the young man's leaders would be informed. He also made sure the young man personally apologized to the rabbi. I'll never forgot the focus and purity in this man's voice and eyes as long as I live. He was so intent was he on doing what he felt to be the right thing that I don't think he would've rested until it was so.
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It was frightening, a bit, but also inspiring.
I like to think, having seen this, that the Lord came upon my friend that day to demonstrate this phrase in action.

I started feeling bad for the people. I have writing my essays and going to finish my theses as well pretty soon on the religious scriptures.

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Wow! I think God never said that. It’s the guy in the video who says that in the name of God. What’s the difference whether you pee sitting down or standing against a wall? I you just need to get that thing out and you do it in whatever way you like.

Wow! I think God never said that. It’s the guy in the video who says that in the name of God. What’s the difference whether you pee sitting down or standing against a wall? I you just need to get that thing out and you do it in whatever way you like.

What a weird topic to base a sermon on!

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